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Better than the bloody news sites. You'd think Civil War 2 was about to break out on the streets. Not being too funny but……sad!

I think he'll live long enough to fight the Others. That's his real, sole purpose. And having Stannis "remove" him from his duties doesn't work because he technically wasn't the monarch in charge of the Night's Watch; Tommen or Joffery was.

D'oh! The whole incest thing got me. Right. Where's Gendry again??? Hahaha

Maybe. But it seems like most writers are bound and determined to put a dagger in her hands. Logically, Jon gives up his rule (if he lives) to either Bran (first choice) or Sansa (if Littlefinger is already dead). I don't think he or Dany will live. "Bittersweet" is how GRRM mentioned his planned ending. I take that…

Can we not turn this into a trump debate? I'm exhausted from WaPo comments that say Don Jr. is a saint and it's not even 10am yet.

She fed Walder his sons (thankfully keeping that part of a plot point intact), then slit his whore-throat. She's alright by me.

I'm hoping that the reveal of Melisandre as a very old woman wasn't just for shits and giggles.

Why the f—k does every damn writer always suggest Sansa is about to stab Snow in the back or challenge him because Littlefinger will tell her to??? It's aggravating. Sansa already repelled his BS last season and swore her own loyalty to her family. Aside from that, folks, there's not much story left: Dany's conquering…

Meh. A few generations in the ol' US and their descendants, too, will be hauling ass through Walmart aisles on those cart-thingies.

I got naming-rights dibs on the 7/11 Used Syringe Disposal Receptacle, coming to a free clinic near you!

While I never made a move on a girl like Eugene did after something like that, I foolishly thought at 17 that a girl I helped through a difficult time with her then-boyfriend and subsequent abortion would come out the other end of it seeing me as more than a friend. I was too inexperienced to understand how firmly I…

"Jews value education —> Jews are smart —> Jews are crafty —> Jews are Jewing you out of your money."

If you grew up in the 80's, he already had one.

"you don't argue with them, they are the last word."

Whew! That was close. I almost didn't know what to do with my life until AV Club came around with their suggestions. Thanks AV Club!

HAHAHAHA! Meanwhile the kids on Disney shows are sexualized to the greatest extent the law will allow.

Comparing me to Steve Bunions is cause for war, sir. I don'y say "Jews" in a negative manner; I'm lazy and it's faster than Jewish person. But it's never been a question I've ever thought to ask a…..Jewish person before, so it's good to know.

Watch what he does with his toothpaste cap…..dead giveaway that.

I never said I was intelligent. But at least we have an actual real life Jew (or does that term offend you? and if so, what do I call you people? SHIT! I mean, "your people".) for perspective! How about that!?