Lovett never disappoints.

Mark my words, this whole family is going down so hard over the next half-decade.

This on the day the US revealed that hackers, most likely Russian, had broken into at least twelve nuclear facilities:

The general public’s cognitive dissonance over the NRA is staggering. The fact that not only was there no meaningful discussion or reform after 20 children were shot to actual pieces means nothing will change in our lifetime.

I had the biggest crush on Kim when he was on LOST. It was like his hair grew out with those curls and the clouds parted and rays of sunshine came down.

Oh, I really feel this. Thank you for answering me. I’m not in any way suggesting a diagnosis for you, but a few years ago I was doing research for a project and read about borderline personality disorder and how the best treatment for it was CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) or DBT (dialectical behavioral therapy)…

Also including the 1-877-Kars4Kids song, which really gets in your brain.

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

You aren’t being judgmental, but you are concern-trolling like a boss. Drinking within the recommended daily limits (which would be a glass of wine every single damn day for a woman) is the slippery slope to addiction? You will “pay the price”? Never, ever, travel to Europe. The wine industry has tricked the shit…

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

I’m going to add that there is no such thing as sustainable palm oil and ps I do love (and was one of) America’s local scouts. Not ever going to give them a dime until they shape up over palm oil. These Ann Arbor scouts learned about palm oil while completing a project for the Girl Scouts about orangutan extinction.…

Girl Scouts are awesome. That is all.

I went there to teach English. I was mainly curious. I wanted to see it with my own eyes. I deeply wish I hadn’t gone. There are things you can’t un-remember. I frequently have bad dreams that I’m being pursued by North Korean spies who are trying to find me for spilling the beans on the internet.

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

I’ve been in the unfortunate position of having to listen to people distort the history of a murdered family member in the media. I didn’t think it would effect me much, but when it happened I ended up in tears. And, this was without them having reduced my loved one’s death to a conspiracy theory.

Here’s hoping that Kelly and Jones’ careers are both truncated an uneventful... until they end in a very public firing.

Money laundering in his businesses. I’d guarantee it. Then he surrounded himself with people close to Russia.

I’m fairly certain he dumbassed his way into it. Here he is looking “excited” to have won the presidency:

My theory is pretty simple and ties in to why he didn’t release his tax returns: he’s poor ($1B in assets + millions in debt and liabilities = not much money). No US banks would lend to him (the only bank with a US presence that would was Deutsche Bank), and the only way he could get any financing was through…

OMFG STOP WITH THE WITCH HUNT BULL SHIT! Seriously. There was an ACTUAL witch hunt that happened here. It’s part of American History. 14 WOMEN WERE EXECUTED!