I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

“Scottie, here’s a direct account of Trump harassing someone I know”

Well played. Well played.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

It hit me right square. Like beans and rice, it didn’t pass me by....

That jab seems to have been missed by most people. She flat out called him a creeper. Which, of course, is accurate.

The line about how “he likes to hang around beauty pageants” was a nice burn too.

I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

No you don’t.

Nobody tell her about Paris and the catacombs.

Found the That Guy.

Those aren't ghosts; English people are pretty pasty.

i refuse to vote until a mayoral candidate platforms on an underground white sage policy

No, those are just other Londoners.