Zombie Carol Reed and zombie Lionel Bart will rise from the grave to eat his brains.

I know this is a bit of a throw-off snark article, Mr Nolan. But it actually has the seeds of something that’s actually worth pursuing.

This is not so unusual.

I was given a Mason Jar churn for Christmas and whenever I can be bothered, I make my own butter. All you need is 250g of double (heavy?) cream, some muslin and some butter pats.

One can hope.

When I say ‘I have a variety’ that should read ‘a variety of things I agree with’.

Dr Wyman, while I found your talk fascinating, I was worried about the tone you took on this. I was also worried about the history you’re teaching.

I meant to watch the last debate with a couple of bottles of wine. But, as I’m in the UK and the debate didn’t start till 1.45am, I started early on the wine and slept through the entire debate and only saw highlights the next day.

Wait till you find out about the ghost dolphins of Oxford St and the ghost apes of Kings Cross - both based on real trufax history stuff.

Especially don’t tell her about the smell when you go under Pierre La Chaisse

No. I AM Princess Anastasia.

Just to pander to all the Americans here, the last team to beat England this badly in terms of little teams giant-slaying was the USA in 1958 when a team of amateurs beat the English professional team.

One of them plays for relegated Charlton. Believe me, that’s not something anyone in south-east London would regard as a recommendation for playing in world sports.

I wouldn’t trust Hodgson to pick up groceries at WalMart.