Yes, but she's also a monster. When she's a human, she's thin. How about a princess who is both zaftig and human?

Technically this garment is called a salopette. But its such an obscure term, no one really uses it.

Shit, I would settle for a Disney princess who isn't a size -2. It was especially egregious in Frozen (which I still loved). Can we get, like, a size 8 princess? Someone whose waist can't fit in the ginormous paw of her princely companion?

Yeah, it's definitely a jumper and not a skirt, in the American sense. I had to read the sentence a couple of times to figure out what Ryan meant. Apparently the British equivalent, according to this blog which cites the OED, is "pinafore dress".

Wow.

I'm 32. My hair is, as my teen daughter calls it 'peacock colored'—blue, purple, green, and pink. I wear Labyrinth graphic tees and skinny jeans that are maaaaybe just a touch too snug for my befitting-a-32-year-old-whose-had-two-kids-hormone-issues-and-struggles-with-stress-eating frame.

Whaaaat such an attractive human

Maybe it looks better on her.

eHarmony makes it sound like I dress like a 40 y.o. woman. I just like cardigans, okay?

I used to think he was a total douche but then I read an interview with him where he took the reporter to the desert to camp and get stoned. Instantly fell in love! He is so goofy and loveable and I love that how happy and Jenna seem to be.

I actually liked MOST of the snowboarders! Did you see the guy from Canada who got kind of screwed on his score, and when the reporter asked him how he felt about it, there was this long pause before he said "Not...positive." Plus he has a broken rib. I was kind of into this snowboarding thing.

Channing, baby, you aren't fat. And either way, you can get it.

Biebs should be careful. He lives in the same neighborhood as my ex-boss, who is a scrappy little Vietnamese dude who escaped the fall of Saigon. I don't think he'd have much patience for house-egging.

Also, made by the dudes who created and wrote Clone High. BOOM. Done. There are no grown-ass people in my house.

"family moves into idyllic suburb, ready to start over, only to be stalked by a malicious pop singer in drop-crotch pants who creeps through the night like a wayward spirit"

Obligatory Prince gif in response to The Purple One being mentioned:

Channing is pretty 'fappy'

I know!

Ok, I don't know anything about this Lego movie because I'm a grown-ass person, but apparently Liam Neeson is in it and he plays an angry cop who is also a Lego.