LeAnn, tho it wasn't necessary… thank you for giving me reason #3827983275987 for hating you. Kindly take a seat and STFU

Pleaselettherebeinternationalshipping, pleaselettherebeinternationalshipping.

I'll be purchasing mine from the girls in front of the Ralph's as I always do. But this was totally my face while I was reading this:

I am Cookie Mom for my kid's troop again this year. I swear to God the entire combined armed forces of the United States could not execute a more labyrinthine ground operation than Operation Cookie, and GSUSA does it every year. It's impressive.

The disgruntled look on that demon's face never fails to make me laugh.

Tagalong or gtfo? Clever.

Uhh...Uhh...uhhhh...Do they deliver overseas !!?? 0O

Yum, Girl Scout cookies!

$30,000 just for an egg?
Unlucky the only criteria I meet are white and I have a forehead.

Ps Im guessing the dad is a brad pitt looka like (or someone equally good looking) otherwise imagine speding that much money and the baby looks like the dad..

The clients are looking for a "tall, slender woman" with "high cheekbones & forehead."

Don't feel bad, I never would have caught that if you didn't just tell me, so at least one person is dumber/unable to get play-on-words than you. True Tori - I like the titles of her shows.

Makes you wonder how many times scientific discoveries were made and inventions created, to be then completely forgotten before they had a chance to spread.

I've really got to be less sloppy when I'm traveling in time....

I wish I would have used this with my ex-wife. Worked great on my boyfriend!

That stood out to me too, but to be fair, I feel like for a lot of kids "watch me play" is a legit-seeming activity.

They're cheering you on in plane language.

I love my family, don't get me wrong, but the biggest reason I'm sad that I can't go home this Christmas is that I won't get the chance to see, flirt with, and possibly blow a guy I had a crush on in high school who's still part of my hometown friend group.

Uh, sex and booze are the only ways in which I will survive this weekend.

Or, if you were like me yesterday, skip seeing my annoying cousins, lie to my mother and go off to the Library of Congress to do some "research," take selfies in the library to craft my alibi, find an old flame, go and make out in the Natural History Museum, get it in his apartment while his roommates were gone, grab…

Sorry to hear that. When I talk about sexual compatibility, it's not really the same thing as having a lot of sex or having crazy porn sex or anything like that. It's just that two people need to be on the same page about their sexual preferences. If one person in a relationship is looking for sex every day or two and…