It's not a real dance without a dog wearing a sombrero! Baila, perrito! Baila!

Umm. Not quite sure what to say. Team Dog...dance away. Team platypus prepares!

LOL. Sometimes I just come here for the GIFs.

Incorrect. Click through the Bust link to the adme.ru page, run it through google translate, and it's clear that this link is a Russian equivalent of theChive/BroBible or something—-each woman's photo is followed by her sport, name, and a link to the source of the photo.

OK, last one: I worked on this top, I'm super proud, and I'm done.

I made this! I made this skirt. A very talented lady designed it, and I freaking patterned it. MINE. But, like, in a "I'll never own you" kind of way...

I made this! I made this dress. A very talented lady designed it, and I freaking patterned it. MINE. But, like, in a "I'll never own you" kind of way...

Be fair, who would not hit that? I am straight, and I would knock the tan off them.

And smarter than a NYPD traffic agent and Ohio State Trooper combined!

This woman is so entrancingly beautiful.

. . . frequently married to Zayde.

I was just thinking the same thing. Depressing.

I envy people who have grandparents that love them. If I was going to be in the Olympics, my grandmother wouldn't even know/care. And if I were gay, she wouldn't speak to me.

A friend of mine on facebook posted something to the effect of: "Pretty sure my desire for children mainly involves a desire to dress them in small fashionable clothes, and could maybe be better sated with a few American Girl dolls."

Ahhhhhh Libby made it rain on my face!

I like the idea of putting a sexy nightgown on and smoking a little.

I want to have sex like I am in my 70's- it sounds absolutely awesome and intimate and very fun.

Bless you and your skirt, Jaden. Love it.