Hmm. I wonder how someone with no business acumen would go about setting up a business like this from scratch.

The totality of human history has taught us many things. This is but one of those things:

I would like to argue that Kimble is the worlds cutest (and strongest) puppy. This picture was taken during her recovery from parvo virus, when she weighed about two pounds. Literally the scariest two weeks of my life, almost losing a puppy that we had only brought home four days ago but were already very in love with.

Britney's neck is freaking me out. I couldn't tell if they photoshopped a new head onto her neck, or if it was really like that... I think it might be really like that? I don't know... It feels like when you've read or said a word so many times it looks crazy and loses all meaning. It also kind of reminds me of Meryl…

Women! Ammirite? (I got all stupid too. Don't feel bad).

Human:Where's the puppy

I cried a bit. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME.

There is nothing cuter than a basset hound puppy. Nothing. As this video demonstrates.

Oh yeah, I've heard about the roads in South Africa, and it's terrifying. I was taking issue with the way he phrased it. It's not his fault he's posh, but when an upper class Brit uses the word "savage" in relation to Africa, alarms go off for me.

I guess not. Maybe if he talked more about the African savagery he was scared of, I'd get it.

...and I'm tired of motorists' similarly bad behavior forcing the cyclists into that mode - survival mode. Who loses? Pedestrians like me.

This one?

Oh ye gods I hate reading people's judgey attitudes about the "woman with 6 kids at Walmart with food stamps chatting on her brand-new iPhone." There are SO many reasons why someone needs a cell phone and many reasons why such a woman may have a new phone (gifts from a friend? won it in a drawing? none of your damn…

I don't understand. The word assault is by definition an act of violence. If you are assaulted, you are a victim of a crime. How can you "allow" yourself to be a victim of a crime? If the author is willing to concede the woman is a victim, than it should follow that she did not "allow" anything. I can't even...where…

This is part of the greater meme that poor people don't need cell phones. Cell phones are the most vital piece of infrastructure you can buy for $400 by an order of magnitude. Godawful story, but this dumb fucking reporting just makes the point which the Guardian can't fucking seem to stomach: cellphones are a…

That is the perfect description. Like, you want to go home with him after the party, but you're about 45% sure he's gonna turn you into a lampshade once you're there.

Whoa, Cumberbatch. He's the guy at the party with the scarily intense anecdotes, and ultra penetrating gaze, where you're kinda turned on, but mostly just wishing your friend would come back from wherever they went.

Dude was riding his bike on the sidewalk. He can go straight to hell.

Even with the massive amounts of Photoshop, it's virtually impossible to cover up the seething disdain Britney Spears has for her career.

IS there anyone cooler then Johnny Cash? He and Dolly Parton are two artists who it seems everyone can agree are just the damn coolest. RUN to netflix, (Before they take it from streaming) and watch the Columbo episode called"Swan Song" that stars Johnny Cash. (He even SINGS in it! YAY!) He is so damn sexy in it it…