Hell, maybe I'd nervously laugh — because, honestly, even if I wanted to tell him to get the fuck off of me, who knows what a dude who does something like that is capable of if you react negatively? — and then go home and take 15 hot showers.

Hi, guys in the video. Fellow dude here. Silly question, but what in the hell made you think this was okay?! I'm a hugger, but unless I know you're okay with a hug, I don't initiate one. Never in a million years would I even dare to kiss someone random because that would just be creepy and not even remotely okay...

YES.

I would love for the footage to get leaked by their cameraman of the girls reacting negatively. Because you know it happened, but they didn't show the girls who yelled a variance of "The fuck is wrong with you?" which is what I imagine my first reaction to be.

This is literally battery. A crime. Also, gross gross gross.

I like that the fake grout on that fake bathroom wall is filthy-looking. Verisimilitude!!

All true! Here is their website: http://www.feedjuneau.org/ They're actually quite good and it is named after a mine or something, but I still find it funny.

The audience must just be a HIVE of crazy awesome famous and nonfamous people. Ralph Fiennes?

This is our local homeless shelter:

My favorite part was just before the Housewife tag line when she was deciding whethr or not to stand. Someone needs to make a gif of Andy's face, he was terrified she was going to fall over. (as was I)

I have to admit I'd been having an "over it" phase with Gaga lately, although I couldn't tell you why. Just am. However, watching these videos reminded me that I do enjoy the person she is - fun, silly, and doesn't seem to give the tiniest of fucks about anything. Plus, that wig is freaking fantastic!

Where do I get a wig like that, that's amazing!

I'm suffering from such bad withdrawals, I'll take my Harry Potter fix any way I can get it. Honestly I would not be super interested in a Harry Potter sequel, and mostly not interested in a sequel about the trio's children (they don't live in a world threatened by Voldemort, there's no huge conflict) but a Marauder…

She transforms people, huh? I imagine she goes about it largely the same way as Dr. Moreau.

It's a little Free People for my taste. But those first gowns are pretty amazing.

This... WHOLE. THING. Need.

nothing is ever available in my damn area! I wanted to watch so much!

Also, what's the name of the actress in Ep. 4? Can't remember and it's killing me.

I'm already on Episode 5. Laura, what did you DOOOOOOOOOOO.