fuuuuck, anna, these have all been really really funny lately. funny, like, i don't know how you manage to squeeze so much into so few words funny. the courtney love bit especially. and the digiorno one. all of it, really.

Eh, I think it's a valid question! I'd like to see commercial spaceflight expand a lot; I think it would be good for science, the economy, and humanity in general. Making people safe, healthy, and comfortable for long periods matters. There are several NASA and news site postings interviewing astronauts about hair…

Ahaha what a load of bullshit. Black hair is completely different on a structural level than caucasian hair. It really serves no helpful purpose to take the "we're all the same!" thing to a level where you deliberately deny reality. What's next? "Black people have the same colour of skin as white people! They just…

Well, I mean they do! Like, so that it stays healthy. Also their bodies, etc. etc. Of course this applies to both men and women astronauts.

That's a good question! Although if they're going to stay "natural" and not relaxed, I'd say black hair would be superior to white hair because it's not as oily. And if it's healthy, not as sheddy. God. Can you imagine hairballs in zero G?

Truth be told, any woman would look amazing in a pencil skirt. I mean, c'mon, just look at how awesome they are:

Um, same way everyone else does in space - supershort haircut or a hair tie. I'm pretty sure brilliant astronauts are too busy being awesome to give any fucks about their hot comb. Personally, I'd weave mine into a net to catch floating objects and store them. I'd probably also see if I could propel myself by…

CHARLIE, NO. NO. NOOOOOOO.

Who shagged the dude who is now Littlefinger on GoT...

I still see him as that kid on Queer as Folk. (Who shagged the dude who is now Littlefinger on GoT...) It was the first pornographic thing I'd ever really seen and so it's fixed pretty firmly in my head.

Please, Charlie, call your penis "250,000 pounds of awesome."

He's defeated the Kaiju out there, but he's still yet to defeat the Kaiju inside.

Hahaha, Charlie's face is all 'What, me, have a Red Room? Nah.'

I watched the parody and thought "pfffft that must be an exaggeration" then I watched the original video (which has an age restriction in france - same in the US?) and was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I feel like Quirrell would cry during sex.

Kill Umbridge. Do it by making her write "I will not wear pink" into her own heart.

Always kill Umbridge ALLLLLLWAYSSSSSS

Mel Brooks says "You can't bring folks like Hitler down by getting on a soapbox – they're better at it than we are. But if you can humiliate them, ridicule them, and have people laugh at them – you've won."

Mysteriously?! Where was Blue Ivy Carter at the time of he incident? And John Travolta?