Hot damn, Matt McGorry.

slight derail but i'm SO ready for the new season.

At least we're not at war with Azerbaijan, amiright?

I must confess, I have photoshopped my Gambit before.

Rent-a-Husband businesses are a dime a dozen here in Brazil. You get a guy who'll do things like hang some pictures or curtains, unclog a shower drain, patch a hole in the wall, and other small "handyman" jobs.

Dare I say it- LL looks good! Perhaps recovery stuck this time? She looks healthy.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CAT?? SHE IS JUST A KITTEN AND IS AT A DELICATE AGE.

Photoshop this, bitches

Yeah that's what I thought. I'd actually like to get into directing some of that shit. I got a vision, yo.

The last reminds me of how my husband used to squeeze our old cat (gently) so that her purring would increase in volume...playing the Kitty Accordian

Tomorrow, in more irrelevant people with opinions news, the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt will discuss his take on Miley's incorporation of the iconic teddy bear into her VMA performance.

Hell no this bitch is not trying to put that shit on Texas.

When bad hair happens to a great person and a beautiful dress...

I'm a redhead, and I can do a smoldering Alice voice pretty well. So I have this fantasy that if I ever ran across Idris Elba in real life I'd just sidle on up to him, cool as a cucumber, and say, "But don't you remember me, John?" with a glint in my eye.

Butbutbut there's an obvious problem here, which is how is Ruth Wilson going to be in a prequel?

I think Sandra Bullock must be a great person, because she managed to keep her son's adoption under wraps for three months. Even with Jesse James and the cheating Nazi scandal. Not a single friend, employee, or person aware of her adoption sold her out to the tabloids for what would have been a huge payday. If she can…

I own a Hope Floats snowglobe. Did I find it on the street? Yes. Did I scream "SAY WHAAAAAT????" and immediately declare that Sunday "The Best Sunday?" Yup and yes. Have I tried to channel her character from The Proposal when I had to be a hard ass in class? Habitually. Am I trying to forget that All About Steve ever…

So, I'm about to do some stan shit. But it beez like that sometimes

I'm sorry, but you must use his full name at all times (a la TyTy) - "Famous photographer, the gooooorgeous Nigel Barker"

Here's the thing...regardless of why Angelea was disqualified, the only reason for them to do judging over again is if she had actually won. They say that they thought it would only be fair to rejudge so that the girls would go head to head without any sort of consideration of Angelea but think about this...say you…