:D its painful to see when it goes wrong, isn't it? Career-wise, I'm still in the (painfully) early post-grad stages—so by that I mean YES PLEASE LET ME PICK YOUR BRAIN. I'm a pretty remedial kinja-er, is there some way to PM you?

This is a truly excellent article. It made me feel all the things—8th grade is still basically the worst thing that I can imagine waking up to on a daily basis.

whoaah. That is a seriously inspiring career change (and incidentally exactly how I see my career going, except with vet school). Its totally true though; just when you think you're out, you're mentally re-kerning bus ads to pass time..

SO MUCH THIS. Jezebel's Creative Director/Designer consistently brings their A game. Glad someone else besides this design nerd notices stuff like that :)

omg. how hot are music geeks? it doesn't matter what they look like. its in the hands. uuuunnnfffff

....and that's a bad thing?

omg. are you me?! you're me, you must be this is too eerily perfect

HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE

YES. ME. THIS. :D

HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS. All of my twisted au crack plot bunnies, coming home to roost?

THIS. Its the most awkward vocalizations (for me) to make trying to teach someone how to get me off, but i super duper appreciate it when someone does it for me. Trust is definitely key.

get out of the grey, lady! This is so important. Fake orgasms are only a symptom, not the problem. open communication will lead to herd awareness and the need for fake orgasms will decrease

tiny, larval Winston Churchills (with rosacea!) the lot of them.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Bobby Brown. Its a little old but its another example of the public seeing up close a very abusive relationship—Whitney Housten also went back, and they had the reality show, etc. And he was also an unremorseful asshole.

this should be at the top of the comments. seriously.

unless she means men/animals too! (still a gross idea, but at least now we can be entertained by the thought of a "what not to wear: your face!" edition with like, Mr. Bean/a giraffe in a fetching nude lip and eyeliner

right? LET THEM SMANG IT.

THIIIIIISSSSSSS. i don't give a fuck about canon spiderman, but boy howdy would i read this pairing. goddamn.

Would get into this fandom to read that. Done and done. I am already semi there.

the Royal Kersploosh is my new name for....well, everything.