YES. this. its a matter of starting with wine/booze and switching to beer, then black-out-and-repeating until one day it just clicks!

... i think i love you. :D this is the best possible response to my crotchety rambling

for the last time, the plural of "deer" is "deer". like, if there were another deer over here i would still say, "look at the cute baby deer in this picture!". (well, i would say "look at the fawns" but that's besides the point)

ok who is the Jez (or all of Gawker?) designer? I don't mind saying i want this as my desktop background.

agreed. In 4 years at Temple (the huge state school in the middle of "the ghetto"—it is not, but it is surrounded by low-income neighborhoods 8 housing and abandoned buildings) I saw the most eye-roling culture clash between super rich kids from the burbs/the mountains and normal city people. They mostly stuck to the…

oooh. i couldn't put my finger on what was creeping me out so badly about this, and that is totally it!! These women are clearly about their daily business, not in any situation where cameras are needed or expected. wtf of course they don't want to be put on display without warning. Thank you for noticing this, it was…

this this this! If Dove concentrated more on their own ass and not their customers' everyone would be a lot better off.

if there's anything i'm super grateful to my mother for its the mentality that physical beauty is nice, but its not very high up on the list of important things about you because its not anything that makes any sense. My family is pretty conventionally attractive (tall, thin cheekbones etc), but she taught my sister…

right? way to pass it on, sigh.

:) thank you! idk its amazing how digestion can affect the way the rest of your body feels. semi-regular cleanses are super good! specially if you eat meat etc, but really everyone could use a roto rooter-ing sometimes. I'm glad you got something useful out of that experience at least, yikes (and some cool video…

OH, actually: i mean this isn't exactly good, but the hangover shits sometimes clean me out super well. So keep up the good work!

bananas are good too! my rule of thumb is generally: the higher water content, the more probability to make you poop.

i'm with you! It makes it super hard to get back on the horse too. If it helps, pretty much everyone who is looking for a job right now is in the same awful, demoralizing, life-questioning boat.

oh lord jesus. i haven't eaten/made home-baked bread in far too long.

It is my personal mission to help everyone poop—also constipation feels like dying sometimes, i know your pain. Here are some suggestions (personally tried and true):

love this throw pattern! What else is the article about? #grannyvision

ugh, this! i think the hierarchy of annoyance for background on cute animal videos goes something like: 1. random tv (not terribly annoying) 2. baby-talking owner/comments from zoo-goers (pretty irritating) 3. overly edited with Sparkle Text and sappy music (DIE IN A FIRE)

ooh Scotland in the 60's a la beach blanket bingo? yes yes and yes.

ooh, this is an excellent thread in the making. stories please!

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