For some reason Kristin's story really hits home how transgender people are living in disguise every day of their lives until they transition. That constant pressure and fear must be horrible. I'm so glad that Kristin —who is super cute, btw. i wish i had and invite to her peace garden party— and her SEAL…

right? my first thought looking at the picture was, wow she is really pretty!

I dooooooo. I mean I get that they're not flattering. I think it also sucks that we call them "mom jeans". but they're comfortable, the why-the-hell-is-this-here FUPA cut means extra pocket space, and wearing them in my 20's is like giving the finger to the best body years of my life, something i always endorse.

the shame got to me too! argh what were we thinking. shortalls and my mom's old 70's caftan are my two biggest throw-out regrets, le sigh.

right?! I'm glad Debbie's gotten more open-minded about promiscuity, but saying that there was nothing she could do against "women like" Taylor and Jolie is pretty mean. they're not spider-ladies or something. Your dude was an asshole. Taylor just happened to sleep with him too.

I've been huntig in thrift stores for a pair of high-waisted mom (or (really large pre-teen?)) short-alls like this, to no avail. I WILL FIND YOU, bazillion-pockets—tits-covering garment heaven!

"chocolate sex paste" cannot be unread. O_O

AH free tickets?! so jealous. She does work so hard, and her band is awesome. I love when a supporting band is full of super talented people with stage presence, even though they're not fronting things.

yeah i am trying to wash my hair less too. Powdery doesn't sound worse than greasy/sweaty, I am definitely going to try this out. thanks for the reccomendation!

hey, you go South Africa for getting rid of your nuclear weapons! They should be talking that up more, get their PR game tight.

UGH STOP WITH YOUR FACE BRAD.

so what is dry shampoo actually like? does your scalp actually feel clean? i want to try it but all i can remember is this dry shampoo we tried on my dog that made his coat feel all weird and dull-looking.

gotta love that "cud chewing" look.

pretty much no one tops Archer. And by that I mean, pretty much no one tops Pam.

wait, you hated Hemlock Grove? Watch it for the werewolf transformation and Bill Skarsgard alone, (actually pretty much just for those things). Sure it was bad, but but but *hands* man candy?

well if it makes you feel any better last night i got stoned, watched Netflix and ate way (way) too many fish sticks...at least your story was funny/badass. mine just foreshadows one of the weirdest poops i've had in recent memory.

right? booze isn't even that fun, guys.

....i hate everything about this. (through no fault of your own). So glad that your friend continued to be her own (sane) person and keep these dicks out of her life.

but....what the hell?! The end result is another new person that shits itself and will continue shitting itself onto you for the rest of your life. why would you want to spring that on your own ass?

WHAT IS THAT GIF I CAN'T