right? I muted the volume and just watched silent ass for 2 minutes and 30 seconds

This is the best comment i've read all day (Drogo sealed the deal). don't think I can signal boost this cos i'm still a grey person, but

exactly! *millennia. Like this soil: terra preta. even if it gets out of hand, I think i'm ok with a global Amazon.

i have this amanda bynes conspiracy that she's not crazy and this is all part of her comeback PR and all the people "voicing concern" are in on it because twitter fights are like a media/hype echo chamber. really hope its true because if not good lord

every time this discussion comes up all I can think about is what this will mean for plants maybe 1000 years in the future. Who knows if we'll even still be around but by that time the soil will be saturated with whatever they're doing to the crops (and climate change) and all new plants and stuff. like what if the…

we just nod and stare dreamily into his beard then, yes? so its tuesday!

nice comparison! I think that's it exactly. we've been artificially altering plants for years to make them more hardy, this is just a suped up way to do it. As long as they keep using their brains and good judgement calls with production/distribution (oh jeez knock on wood) it might just be a way to save our…

oh my god, get in my mouth.

this is a sad, crowded boat we're in guys. :/ I'm a female semi-straight 23-yr-old and haven't had sex in almost 2 years (since I was date raped). I think I'm finally in a place where I really WANT to, but I have this problem where every guy I meet either instantly pisses me off or I am actually kinda attracted to…

waitwait is your name gwyllion like the mythical creature?

i heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

how did I just realize Ellen Degeneres married Lindsay Bluth?! Holy shit, power couple. So behind :/

OMG YES THIS LADY!

that is the proper reaction, youngster. Constant vigilance.

um, this article is hilarious. A+ Doug!

holy shit. I thought they were gettin' it on for a second but that is terrifying. Giant bugs post pls? I have this irrational fear of moths/butterflies. Something about the drunken flight patterns makes me think charlie is in the trees.

heyyy, me too! Best friends and roommates. Thank god I was black out drunk and literally never saw them again, (too bad, they were fun times). BUT, and i think this is a valid question for, like non-culpability: did they look alike?

YOU CAN ADD HIM TWICE :/ and that is exactly what is wrong with the rest of these author's bad fans too, thank you for figuring it out! Every time an asshole liked one of these authors, they told me all kinds of clever (they thought), ways to really just explain to me that the author was their favorite because their…

yes! this whole post is turning into a wicked awesome Gawker-wide game of Never Have I Ever: Regretsy Edtition.

this this this. Can we signal boost this to the front page somehow? or broadcast it on the moon?