right, i think that's what makes it worse. The fact that some of their fans are horrible has pretty much nothing to do with the authors most of the time. But sometimes the fanbase makes it harder to like the content, which sucks for pretty much everyone. The people who trot out these authors as their absolute…

what is it with junior year?!?! its like the terrible two's of ill-fated hook up choices. Dear god I hope my teenager was 18. He really didn't look it :/

it all started because of this thing where i ask people to rub my belly when i'm rolling...and that is all i'll say about that.

me too! and receive them, just not places that are noticeable. :)

OH MY GOD, YOU TOO? I can always tell when stuff is about to happen downstairs because I'm like a raging horny succubus during pms/periods (who is also always hungry and pooping and crying?). Please tell me there are men willing to put up with that on a semi-regular basis, because they will get all the blowjobs they…

i would like to tattoo this on my body somewhere.

right? we've all done it (AHEM Spring Fling junior year of college day drunk+rolling on ecstasy, oh hello roommate's teenage cousin) :( :( :(

added to the Authors Who Attract Douche Bags list: Bukowski and J.D Salinger. ugh, ugh, ugh. or maybe that is just my pretentious ass former roommates.

but! a SUPER FASHIONABLE bug. like Ms. Spider from James and the Giant Peach.

me too! they are daring though, i hear they scar pretty easily. but soooo cute :)

co-signed. nothing gets the point across faster than deep-space-rage-virus-horde imagery. and it gave me a chuckle :)

Guys, i don't know who stacy kiebler is but she has the right of it. I love kale too! But I've been eating it with almost every meal for the past couple of weeks (has anyone ever put kale in your muesli/kashi/pancakes? It is fucking delicious), and I'm worried my body will burn out on it. What is another GGG…

OH MY GOD(DESS). With the caplet/matching blazer and the slit up the thigh! get it, future first lady! (was her date not cute?)

Is it weird that in situations like this I imagine how an Obama-headed West Wing would deal with this scuttlebutt? Someone get CJ Craig on the phone to take down these pictures of the first lady! Tell Toby Ziegler to make a statement on it!

where have you been all my life :)

oh my gosh his happy, sleepy little eye. You get those snuggles, Archie!

you do not know a baby named Yagermeister.

may i please start out by saying how much i lol'd at your apropos name, because lololol. This response is so interesting!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEIR PUNNETT SQUARE IS INFALLIBLE.