my ovaries are gleefully jumping up and down. Whoever sat BSB down in a meeting and was like, "Its raining, you're at the bleachers....in silk pajama pants. Oh that's too racy for tweens? I guess you can wear a shirt, if you haaaave to."....that person wins everything.

oh. my. god. how have i never seen this before. Finger snapping pirouettes in the rain? Long ass coats? That one guy soulfully staring through his furry wet hat? CLASSIC.

how did you know? :D Festivities must also include inadvisable outfits/makeup. Generally if you start the morning off with a few beers in the shower, you're on the right track to a great day of drunking.

wait wait can we have a pop of the late 90's-early aughts appreciation post?

i am (oddly) passionate about lawn care too! Yeah some other commenters have also mentioned stuff like invasive plant species, mosquitos and ticks (!!) loving unkempt grass; that is a major neighbor annoyance.

i know right? I liked them even less than LFO; if they hadn't done that Mulan song with Stevie Wonder I wouldn't even know who 98 Degrees is. Joe Simpson may be a creep, but Nick has always been an asshole.

at around :32 when he/she looks plaintively at the camera like, "do you not see the insidious ways of the spoon? Lying there, SHINY-ING AT US!?"

yeah I think my knowledge of her repertoire doesn't extend much past 2011, when i stopped going to college house parties/bars whose main attraction is the dance floor. She was only mildly titillating then, but I will admit to having "Monster" on more than one playlist, ("workout" and "day drunking" specifically).

at first i thought, is this a part of the buscemi meme? something about his eyes looks 'shopped, but I think its the lighting.

its in the eyebrow shape/pronounced brow bone. Its a very classic look that lots of people try to get with heaps of pencil; they're just won their families' Punnett Square.

this! one thing i always appreciated was her ability to go from baby-voiced to crazy-growl in her songs. If you're gonna be another nutcase hip/pop star, own that shit.

no. fuhreaking. way. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Where is the time machine to show this to 7 year old me? Hello there, halloween 2013!

oh god.... EVERYONE KNOCK ON ALL OF THE WOOD.

ha! this is the best thing I've heard all day, and also makes me sad we weren't friends when we were seven. Around that time I was wearing a flouncy blue skirt on my head and pretending to be a mermaid, but i SO would've wanted a tail too...horsefish girl? Get on it Hasbro!

oooh, yes! Fantasia is good times. I liked this sequence and the demon/bats thing the best as a kid, couldn't really give a hoot about Mickey.

I have watched the clip*. and I hate this.

i have absolutely no problem with this. I mean, I guess cannibalism is wrong (and killing people in the name of it definitely would be), but i've never understood why people place such high value on human meat and not other animals, like they're so different. We're all made of stardust anyway.

YESSS. You win on the quick draw my friend. this was the first thing i thought of in relation to shmeat.

i recommend this post from the homepage sight unseen because: 1. Amy Poehler, 2. Mindy Kaling doing shots with Amy Poehler, and 3. Laura Beck

thank you for pointing this out! I read right over this sentence and then did a double take; since when is a pimp the necessary part of the prostitute/john relationship?