Man i love better off ted! In my wildest tv montage fever dreams, Netflix will bring back BOT after Arrested Development is a success

i would certainly puke if I had to be present for every Chris Brown masturbation session for the rest of his (our) lives :/ heck i'd puke if i had to be present for his anything at all, ever.

Oh man, cannot unsee. Yup. And it looks like there's a sad-faced tattoo on his arm about to roll her eyes.

you have no idea how much i can't wait to move out of the city and let my madness out. i want to live in a house with a tree growing out of it! Tom Waits can keep the tin men though (yikes, in the dark? no thank you).

ooooohhhh thank you for this link!! Its exactly what I was envisioning, but written by people who actually know what they're doing. fantastic. and i love garden snakes :D

right? all the pictures from this tour of his, please keep them cumming—I MEAN UH *coming, that's what i meant. yeah.

recommend + 100!

yeah, this definitely seems to be the case of, "Oh look one stupid jerk is getting picked on by more jerks.....uh, feelings?"

I've never really understood the "uncut grass" example of neighbor annoyances. Is long grass really that much of an eyesore? What if you keep the rest of your house impeccable but just like to have a meadow-like front yard?

so is he wearing a crop top over a regular tshirt, or....what is going on here exactly?

where is this fanart?!?!?!?! seriously.

yeeuuuupp.

ahh i love Ever After! Sometimes Drew Barrymore annoys me in real life, but in movies she's pretty much always awesome.

OMG, BABY LESLIE KNOPE

ETA: My sister didn't actually say that, because birth control is huuuuugely more important for humanity than lube, and i realized how flippant that sounded after i said it. but you get the point

yes! Its definitely the latex, but since I've never been in a monogamous relationship, they're necessary. If that ever happens to me, (hello God? Its me, papaya) I am soooo looking forward to condom-free sex.

THIS EXACTLY! I can't believe how ironic/telling it is that these two stories show up within days of each other. Its a good opportunity to take a hard look at what we're cultivating in the next generation....what I see makes me feel super angry. I took so many education and philosophy classes that adressed just what…

this, for liiiiife

that one guy with the sunglasses is grinning and pointing at it. classic high school.

It makes me sick to my stomach, and hurt and scared that she's being tried as an adult and the Steubenville rapists aren't. It literally does not compute in my brain. who is making these decisions? Can't they see how fucked up this is?