At one time, Lucas manufactured a vacuum cleaner.  It was their only product that didn’t suck.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, Dude.

“Puedes habla despacio por favor” same, but Spanish. Extremely useful.

I completely understand. I’ve been living here for 2 years now and my Dutch is still terrible. And yeah, they’ll switch to English. Slowing down when speaking just isn’t a thing for pretty much everybody.

A friend of mine went through months of effort trying to learn German for a trip to Germany. When he got there he had to keep asking people to speak to him in German because they’d all switch to English when they heard his accent haha.

“Hey Eli, I’ve seen your mom’s -(3 x log(x) - 0.1 exp(-(30 x - 12)^6))!”

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Looks okay to me.

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

I’ve been Collin and Sexton. Haven’t heard back.

Sixers should have passed it to Aleksander Belov on the 2nd try.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

Not that Kowalski, this one:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Reefer madness. 

You’ve only worked out twice in your life?

I was at a Wendy’s drive through and they had a message on their board “Now Hiring Closers”

That’s a wrap.

That’s a wrap.