Rufus for putting ISO on USB drives

Same for me, which is a shame because I like everything else about it.

Yeah, tailgating and crashing is pretty funny, isn’t it. You twat.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

I don’t know why this video terrifies me, but it does. Just watching that skyscraper just swallowed whole by balloons reminds me of some sort of Godzilla type monster destroying the city.

Local birds: “WTF is wrong with the weather? I’ve never seen clouds like that before”.

Wonder why they didn’t get the record. They did release enough I assume.

What the hell did they think was going to happen to all those balloons? Were they supposed to float into outer space?

No shit. It’s like they’re really not out to just point out assholes and leave a sticker. They actually are trying to help the whole situation. They only put the sticker on assholes cars who refuse to park appropriately.

Now I must own some Stop a Douchebag swag. At least a t-shirt.

It’s a little strange this purple people-mover was at the show at all

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

“Put down the fuckin Dawn, I’ve been working on that seasoning fer 23 years!”

“Put down the fuckin Dawn, I’ve been working on that seasoning fer 23 years!”

Highlight of married life:

Now that is a wedding crasher.

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

Sound-isolating ear buds are the greatest thing ever for air travel. If you’re not an audiophile, you can get by with a $10 set that will block out the vast majority of the noise in a plane and you never have to worry about their batteries dying because they don’t have any. They’re basically earplugs with speakers.

So we should ALL wear noise-cancelling headphones, ALL the time, right? Like in a noisy restaurant...