I have a Dutch husband (but am now in NL) and my first flight out to NL had me bumped into first class. I took it! It was glorious!

I accidentally booked first class cross-country to a conference when I was 15. My mom somehow forgave me.

Hell, I thought that WAS an Aztek until I looked more closely.

Good call, this or the Matrix..

where the fuck did you find a Vibe to test drive?

He just trounced the Packers at Lambeau. No matter the circumstances, that’ll buy you at least 2 seasons of goodwill with any NFC North franchise.

Takes way too long to clump.

Michiganians is the preferred term for many in the mitten state.

My favorite is Michiganeer.

While some might be Michiganders, wouldn’t others be Michigeese?

But that’s not the proper term for us residents of Florida, which is “cracker.”

I just happened to have this old-ass meme, and I was reminded of it by this article.

If you had married her, the result would have been the same. 

In B4 me. :-)

Alternate headline

My 04 g35 fuel door works the same. And locks /unlocks in sync with door locks.

Camels are just desert llamas.

She’s dressed in yellow

Massive black dildo. 

I don’t know.