My dad is 91 and likes to take a drink. He went to the doctor for a physical and was told he should try to quit drinking. When I asked him what he was going to do he said, "look for a new doctor, I fired this guy"! His next doctor told him to keep doing whatever it is that he's doing now! Now my dad has a doctor for…

I was surprised to learn that Taco Bell consistently has the best health department scores of all chain restaurants nationwide! It has everything to do with the fact that they do no actual cooking in the stores so food temperature is not a problem. That being said, their food still gives me the shitz, lol.

THe problem is this, cannabis is not only illegal in my state, I’m told it’s very expensive. If cannabis was covered by insurance I’d be willing to try it instead of Percocet. Unfortunately it’s not covered, and probably never will be, even in states with legal recreational use laws. Since I’m disabled the $10 co-pay…

For a really tasty and easy dessert try grilled pineapple! Just take sliced pineapple and put it on a hot grill. When it's browned with grill marks flip it and do the same to the other side. The pineapple comes out so sweet and juicy that you won't believe it! My mouth is watering just writing this, lol!!

This jerk was probably pisses because he had to pay for his food! When I was 16 the same cop that came into the burger joint I worked at for his free food every night gave me a ticket for going 5 mph over the limit! The next night he came in like nothing happened, unfortunately the top of the salt shaker must have…

Just curious, is it now a requirement for cops to shave their heads? In general, I can’t stand cops, with their smug, arrogant attitudes! They're condescending, socially inept ass holes. I worked at a bar that sponsored a cop softball team in order to avoid being harassed by these jerks. They were the worst customers…

Ijust called the number listed, the number has been changed or disconnected! That didn’t take long.

I’m proud to say that I didn’t watch her video! I have absolutely no interest in hearing any of the bull shit that comes out of her vert punchable mouth! AND, she’s talking to the most ignorant, duplicitous, self promoting, dangerous, lying piece of shit on television! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have limited my…

Have you ever met a a “dumb” golden retriever, lol? I’ve had 5 of them and I’d stack their IQ up favorably with most people I’ve met. Now the with the ”brilliant blond gal”, you may have a point.

Bit he said on Hannity that if they came after Ivanka he would mount a steed and charge with a lance! Who else but a knight could pull off such a daring deed?

Nearly 40 years ago my 2 roommates and I used to get ready to go out on Saturday nights while listening to EWF’s greatest hits. Their music would pump us up for some “Disco” fun! Her rendition of “September” is something that is made for when you come home after striking out! I could only listen for 10 seconds, smh!

Anybody that wants a good laugh should try this. Google Sessions and Granny Clampett and check out the incredible similarities! AND, Sessions and Granny Clampett have never been seen together! Coincidence? I’m not saying for a fact that they’re one and the same person, but...you be the judge!

If you want a good laugh Google Sessions and Granny Clampett! The similarity is hilarious!

I’ve been married since 1973 so I’m not the best one to give advice on first dates! However, I think a Comedy Club would make a good first date. The burden of constant conversation is eliminated and you’ll share the fun of rehashing or trashing the show you just saw. More importantly, if you don’t share a common sense…

I just happened to watch his first film, “Above The Law” 2 nights ago. All in all not a bad flick. What struck me, however, was the difference in the way he looked then and now. I know time changes us all, but when this was filmed he was MUCH slimmer. For someone who studied the discipline of marshall arts he seems to…

I am so tired of the “spoiled, pampered, millionaires protesting “ narrative! Republicans can’t understand what someone who is making bank is complaining about. The reason for their confusion is this, the idea of doing something that doesn’t directly benefit you is a foreign concept to the selfish conservative base.…

I would be willing to bet that trump has a button he pushes to summon Ivanka. It probably works similarly to his “diet coke” button. When trump gets bored and starts to drift, he pushes his button and Ivanka comes in to derail daddy’s meeting. We did home hospice with my father-in-law. When he became tired of company…

Wanna bet he takes advantage of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT’S flood insurance!? When a disaster hits conservatives they transform into temporary socialists. They justify it by rationalizing that THEY deserve it, they’ve paid so much in taxes! After getting theirs they can go back to being hardline “pull yourself up by your…

You’re %100 correct! The only hope is that if the citizen voters get tired of paying out for bad cops, maybe they’ll vote for real changes in their local elections.

Thanks, that was a really concise, informative answer, interesting too! You should work for Wikipedia!