Spaceballs

I thought the visual coverage was outstanding. As a disabled person, I was able to watch all 4 days from wire to wire. Joe Buck doesn’t bother me, but Curtis Strange drives me crazy! He seems to think he’s trying to put do Johnny Miller in the “I’m above it all” department. He could try to impart a little excitement…

It stands for post-meridian. Do they no longer teach anything in schools anymore, or do people just not pay attention? A.M. stands for anti-meridian.

After applying for an insurance policy I was told I needed a medical check. The doctor wanted stool, urine, and sperm samples, so I gave him my underwear! Just a joke.

I’m a 63 year old white man. I was stopped 3 times in 2 weeks coming home from work at bar closing time. I live in a mostly white suburban town, and was being checked for drinking and driving. Of course the reason I was given for being pulled over was that it looked like I was deviating in my traffic lane. This, of…