Breitbart's idea of a fashion mag would be one of those calendars G. Gordon Liddy used to put out of bikini-clad women holding assault rifles.

That participle is so dangling it's hung like a donkey.

Yeah, I don't know how Sean got it in his head that "Fly" is a reggaeton rip.

Whatever. Whatshisname from Life Is Beautiful had a bit about fucking pumpkins from Night on Earth twenty years ago.

Stop what you're doing, everyone. An obscure comedian has some thoughts on Guy Fieri.

Maybe Walmart's just getting into the 1997 Week spirit with the Kip Kinkel Springfield, OR shooting.

That bitch mirror telling you Snow White is fairer again?

More like Zosia Marmot, amirite?

Just goes to Zosia, y'know?

He's a big classic horror movie collector, yes?

So when are we getting our Reload retrospective for 1997 Week?

WGBH Boston would never stoop this low.

Are you close enough to a city that you'll be caught in the first wave?

I would definitely not call Portishead and Mezzanine mainstream pop albums.

I already said I hated the song. That's a strong emotion.

Oh, sorry. I didn't see you have your guns out with your sleeveless tee and can grow a three-whisker mustache to boot.

Words cannot express how much I hate "Immigrant Song".

I flew out of Boise on Saturday. The smoke was unreal.

Is it smoky where you are?

I watched part of Mississippi River Sharks on Syfy in a hotel and thoroughly enjoyed its badness.