You're not missing anything.

It's been ten years since No Country For Old Men. *feels old*

I can't comment on this, as I'm still grieving for Chris Pratt's and Anna Faris' marriage.

A Time To Kill wasn't even serviceable. That movie straight up sucked.

Ooh, yeah.

Yeah, but it's a chick rollercoaster, so it'll be all about feelings and stuff. A veritable love rollercoaster.

Why did we ever let birds unionize?

Coyote.

Now Pratt will have more time for his true love: shootin' 'yotes.

Remember that time Homer said "Doh!"? Good times.

"We'll leave the slavery fanfic to Jeff Sessions once he's shitcanned by Trump."

So both parties ripped off The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Do something sexy about it or shut the hell up.

Ken Chapel is our new, crappier Captain Dada.

*George W. Bush paints his most despairing painting at this news*

Or, conversely, a list of good records that isn't as bland as NPR's. How about an Evangelista or Bongwater record on there?

If there's any publication known for humor and lightheartedness, it's Jezebel.

Great documentary. Really gets to the heart of the mixture of romanticism and revulsion we have for mental illness in this society.

Maybe Perry's just a fan of Beyond Thunderdome and felt like America is becoming Bartertown. It's not unreasonable given his boss' policies.

Wherefore???

The American Experiment is starting to feel that way, too.