I don't know, Gus Grissom and Snooki are pretty much equals in my mind.

First global warming, then the moon landing. Is there any wackadoo conspiracy they won't touch?

Diarrhea Planet makes me laugh because it's so over the top, so I can't hate them.

He had a godawful tune called "What Are We Fighting For" that the radio played incessantly in the lead-up to the show.

Scenes in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

I remember in my little podunk hometown, Curt Smith playing a solo show in the late '90s was treated as the biggest cultural thing to ever happen. It was pathetic.

Tears for Fears, one of the worst named bands of all time.

God I hate all this content that I'm forced to click on!

Hey, leave Kyle Ryan alone.

Not prostate, you idiot. Prognosticator!

[Obvious joke approaching]

Um, doesn't TIFF always have the Oscar prognosticators?

Chris Hansen's foot's asleep?

I would normally say I was up all night because of your mom, but really it was from worry about MS Paint.

Aren't you missing "5. [FARTS]"?

I'm finally somebody!

[insert pedophilia joke]

Yet Quantum of Solace apparently does.

It would be awesome if he only signs on the condition that his last movie is sillier than all the Roger Moore ones combined.

Nope, it's Chainsmokers.