The circles around his eyes must be why he has his show so badly lit.

No, the A.V. Club is composed of monks who've vowed to give you free entertainment journalism at no financial benefit to themselves.

Only if the pup-ply is strong enough to handle it.

Not necessarily discounting what you're saying, but The Hill will print anything.

I can get behind that viewpoint.

The writer in charge of it ran away.

David O. Russell has sucked since Flirting With Disaster.

I'm tired of the debate over whether he's a great American because he's a POW.

Smart move. People are paying attention to a non-Disney Randy Newman album for the first time in 30 years.

Better research: How fast can the average Jeff Goldblum run. Trust me, it'll be important in the future.

Oh, the Bank of England keeps a Victorian street urchin around for just that purpose. His name is Nate Stubbins and is remarkably cheerful given his lot in life.

I don't require verisimilitude, but sounding foreign is a big part of Wiseau's appeal.

Gotta occasionally prosecute one of them so people think you're doing your job.

Where else you gonna see The Mod Squad (1999)?

*sniffs*

Camped.

"Prisoner of Love"? Bad timing coming right after the R. Kelly article.

He already believes he can touch the sky.

He just wants to be loved but has to entrap women because of his pointy-ness.

Wuh? How's re-reporting this a new low?