pantsgoblin
PantsGoblin
pantsgoblin

No, Michael E. Mann, the evidence itself isn't changing enough people's minds.

$4.

Yes they do, their immortal soul.

Is there anything Guy Ritchie can do?

Now I want to hear drunk slurring Chipmunk voices. Someone get on that.

I haven't read the NYT op-eds in a while. Is Brooks still quietly losing his mind since his wife left him?

This seems like an odd thing to be gleeful about.

What if the humblebrag fails in its upvote-mongering? The A.V. Club version of a pratfall?

Yes. Body-part liquor is coming next.

Should've had them drink an all-syrup Slurpee and filmed the ensuing rampage across Chicago.

I'm surprised there isn't already a Garfield restaurant chain. Does Jim Davis have even the slightest bit of licensing self-restraint?

"The waiter even looks like Michael O'Keefe."

Just what I wanted on a 100-degree day.

Coffy, With Cream

Teti's 50-gal lube drum will have its own story arc.

Which is weird, because of their expediency at killing mice and rats.

That dog has a puffy tail! Also, there's a nude, sword-wielding owl person riding him, but still, puffy tail!

Can you say bullet-deflecting leg warmers? Boy howdy.

Latvians can breathe underwater.

Don't knock Floor Cheeseburger until you've tried it.