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Movie exec: "It's in the public domain, damnit!"

Even though it's not a ballet, all the characters should be wearing ballet costumes while conducting normal speech and actions.

What, is Vegas taking bets on outrage levels or something? Who cares?

It's a book club, correct?

It seems like half the photo credits on these articles are from Kevork Djansezian. Kevork really gets around.

It's a town of only about 70,000. It looms larger in the public imagination because it's a state capitol and is an arts and tourism hub.

How's the ol' crime rate and bunkered-down mayor going for you?

Santa Fean, actually, but we get your news.

I knew I recognized him. He's a local guy.

Maze Runner? More like Face Ruiner!

Anti-Chinese sentiment doesn't get headlines the way good ol' anti-semitism does.

Jewsies is my favorite early '90s musical.

My takeaway is that you need to figure out a way to pay strippers in credit.

What are the veterans competing for? Being bumped up in the VA system's massive backlog?

No, he died 4rom opioid addiction.

Your summaries are invaluable for exam time.

Our beloved "Fuck Everything" commenter weighs in.

Some pretty farm animals.

Regarding the blank inside, I don't know if you've noticed, but most people find thinking to be pretty hard, and Hallmark can do it for them.