I guess we are back in Nixon Administration times if pop stars release covers like that.

Politics is the favored outlet for fame-hungry unattractive people.

Nothing, but you have to do it as part of a Real Sex episode.

I'd only see it if they have the severed George Bush head prop.

"Wait, really?"

Anyone else unlucky enough to be subjected to Channel One news in high school? She was an anchor there.

Teenage appetites at gorge-o-tron restaurants are pretty terrifying but normal. Keeping it up into your adulthood, however, is where we've gone wrong as a society.

The A.V. Club

I like the painting in the header image where every seated man's head is perfectly in line. I imagine you could tap one head and it'd be one of those clackety-ball stress relievers.

Onion rings. That's it.

Ugh. What kind of deviants would enjoy making collections of puns?

Is achieving street equilibrium a thing?

Not me. Also, you know who can't stay woke? Lazy Mex-

You mean Errol Flynn?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Feud Sued for Rude 'Tude

Sounds like a tax write-off somehow.

*cues Louie Louie*

So far as know, Raimi didn't invest years of writing and prep work into ASM.

I think I'd get bored unless I toked up.