pantsgoblin
PantsGoblin
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It's almost like he's got a new movie out with a 98% RT score.

Indeed.

I'm calling it now: some book analyzing Trump's presidency will be called Twitter Pater.

Trump knows what he's doing. It's like when Reagan shot up in the polls after feuding with the cast of Hart to Hart.

Walt's enlightened views on women, of course.

What? Then fuck this Large Hadron Collider bullshit. We need top minds on this!

Call me overly suspicious, but it's almost like she's saying something mildly controversial to drum up interest in her new show.

I usually focus on the people in the background of the glamour photos. I particularly want to know the story behind the denim-shirted, bun loaf-haired guy behind Rosario Dawson.

Depends of the pronunciation of "live".

You'd think they'd come up with a scarier-sounding name than "leftist" or "liberal".

"Irrelevant radio rock" is redundant.

There's a Col. of truth in Corey Taylor's statement.

Who are they missing? Doof Warrior?

And why isn't Megaweapon an Academy voter?

And Jeanne Trippelhorn! In fact, all past Oscar winners should be declared invalid because they lacked Jeanne Tripplehorn's input.

Between him and Peter Sallis, we're losing our exemplars of pure Britishness.

On second thought, let's not go back to the early '70s. 'Tis a silly place.

Off topic: I just learned my boss is the grandson of Henry Wallace, FDR's wartime Vice President and author of the speech that inspired Copland to write "Fanfare for the Common Man". So that's cool.

I don't get it.