The pig-faced judge from Babe 2.

Your mom gave me Dick Marx.

Hold on to that feeling.

in a town where every third property is the site of someone’s worst nightmare

Ah! Where?!

Between ranchers and these clowns, is there something about working in the beef industry that makes you the biggest whinging snowflakes?

*A.V. Club quickly pulls Kevin Pang's pink slime Acquired Tastes piece*

Or quinoa.

You take that back. There's never a bad reason for showing boobs.

Too soon.

I'll do it for $20.

Ah, there's the Great Job, Internet pointlessness we all know and love after the bizarre dolphin detour.

But do you dress like this when mushroom hunting?
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Labia Driver

Such impishness!

It's no Society for Putting Things On Top of Other Things.

Finally, the Full House/Leiningen Versus The Ants crossover we've been clamoring for.

In addition to being hideous, that shirt on the one of the left would get caught on everything.

Oh yes, prolapsed stamos.

When you get happy, does it impair your vision?