I think an appearance on this list means the movie is at least enjoyable. Which I would claim for Dante's Peak over Volcano—the former is watchable and approaches a competent action movie. The latter is atrocious.

As the guy whose name is from Idiocracy, I must provide you with that information.

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So bold.

Because Last Man Standing was canceled!

Let's Find Out If Your Kid Is OCD: The Series

Even in Spokane?

The canal thing is bad, but think of the other Panama-related conversation topics Trump could've come up with:

they are unemployed rodeo clowns from Ringling Bros. circus

You'd think Peter Buck could afford a better touring RV than the one in the background.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my folds

Gotta have a hobby and he doesn't seem as into golf as his brothers.

De-fault, the two sweetest words in the English language.

I salute you for getting your kids out, but I could never deal with the humidity and ticks of SE Texas. There's a reason I live in the desert.

What do you mean "water is plentiful"? Do you mean you filter your water?

Even though it was EDM, let's blame the guy's death on jazz for old time's sake.

News to Xanderpuss: People enjoy dancing to live music.

There's so many good Dollops, but just off the top of my head:

His little cane bugs me too.

Given that the defense gave closing arguments for only 6 minutes, I wonder if they're setting him up for an appeal based on inadequate counsel. Acting crazy can probably help with that.