White House Down, where the hero routinely outruns flying bullets, would have been a great movie without all that profanity.

As long as it's positive filth, I don't have a problem with my children watching it.

Granted, it's been a while since I've seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon but I don't remember that movie being particularly ribald.

Ask R. Kelly.

It's Deviant Sex Week at the A.V. Club!

Does Indonesia know about metal bands? Sam Barsanti is on the case!

I can only guess they're banking on rewatchability on home video in the long term. Pixar does equal quality.

If I had kids demanding to see this, I'd probably just look at the backgrounds for the whole time. Seriously, look at that in the header…stunning.

Well, Emmanuelle Riva just died a few months ago, so I suppose it's noteworthy.

For once, I'd like a film by non-French people to portray Paris as a hellhole or at least a jerk town populated by jerks.

Recession a decade, baby!

Except in environmental protection.

Sweatshop apologist is the in look this season.

Tiffany's going to law school. Her dad's neglect makes me think she may turn radical Marxist lawyer in her 30s.

Her brothers would be surprised, in that they'd be jealous that she gets away with hunting people.

That part where the kid pulls the gun on Bruce Willis to prove some kind of point.

Next up: A Newswire about the plight of commenters forced to click on a PWR BTTM story and then complain about it.

"Age 14+"? What makes them so dangerous for 13-year-olds and younger?

I'm sorry.

If I were to just go by the photo, I'd guess Sarah Palin is staging a political comeback.