As has been said before, Trump skillfully projects his own flaws onto others. How many people did Crooked Hillary kill?

Good name on the photographer in the photo credit.

What a weak-ass response from Tom Perez. Call them out for stealing money from kids with cancer.

What has Trump got to lose? His devotees would probably think higher of him if he flunked a test, being a man of the people and all.

You might be conflating Watergate with the Pentagon Papers there, but it might also be a joke I'm not getting.

Mid-period Simpsons references are all we have left?

I think he mostly goes for whoever's in the Playboy Mansion, i.e. not brown girls.

A show about female fans of Cleveland's NFL team doesn't sound that interesting.

How about just Grand Theft Auto: Albuquerque while they're at it?

For this one, you'll only erupt in couch sores.

Will they have an olfactory function for that nice cat-piss smell verisimilitude of cooking meth?

I always think that when a band releases a tracklist as a promo for their new record. Who gives a damn what the tracks are called sans hearing them?

Didn't his wife die? Anyway, let him write his horse stories without your snark.

Maybe she's named Bongolia.

It has: Baby President.

[strategically placed "Woo!"]

Growing up in a rural American school district, there was always that push-and-pull between correcting the judges mispronouncing the words and penalizing the kids when they got confused by the mispronunciation. I definitely sympathize with you.

Gee, Creationists suing National Parks, Trump pulling out of the Paris Accords, Sharknado 5, and now the wealthy wants our blood.

Oh god, I haven't had a Little Debbie snack in almost 30 years but I'm gagging at the remembrance of all those preservatives.

*shudders*