When were we not saying that?

I wrote the same thing on the Sharknado article.

Shattered!

A "Wall of Glass" is more frequently referred to as a "window".

"Our hackers aren't 400 lbs like degenerate American ones, though. They're lithe and cut."

Ah, Bible literalists. If my own not-terribly-bright mother can figure out that "six days" is a figurative amount of time, why can't you?

It's a good thing, in that getting laughed out of court instead of laughed out of scientific journals will free up the scientists to do real work.

She looks like she's already had a facelift before 20.

I mostly fizz my own water using a SodaStream, to be honest. I just wanted to note that I think Polar's brands are superior from my experience.

We would have also accepted a joke referencing 3-in-1 Oil.

Leave Sam alone. He prays to the holy Dawes.

Oh don't discount Baby Spice on that front.

I thought only lecherous, corpulent blimp investors were allowed to choose our boy band members.

Your comment? Well it's not…working…on…

I don't know, The Pope?

I'd be so glad to know that TMZ is keeping tabs on which house I stay at regularly.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

Polar kicks LaCroix's ass.

So that's why Scott Tobias showed up on my screen cackling like The Wicked Witch.

No one's stopping you.