So she's admitting it's her legacy project as an actor? How tragic.

Oh yeah, girl.

Took me a bit of time to decode that one.

Oh, so this isn't about Lebanon, Missouri, home of the famed barrel factory?

They fight over which characters they get to be in missions.

*Barron stares silently*

Aww, she lost the Squatty Potty endorsement. That's when you know you've crossed the line.

Yeah, we know. You've posted variations on this story on multiple occasions: http://www.avclub.com/artic…
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

We'll try to act surprised when you're able to deploy the joke.

Yes, you're correct. I just wanted to make a joke.

It would be a little weird to shoehorn it into a Donkey Kong musical article.

Hey, in the Seattle panel the characters rotate in position without explanation. I demand accuracy in my un-shirted ursine warrior comic.

Your mother wears Army boots.

2021? Way to strike while the iron's hot, guys.

If you love pork products that much, you've come to the right place.

Decipher it.

"Ah, shoot!"

Uber sounds like it's run by a bunch of Goobers.

*Kevin Pang takes Plush by the shoulder, sings Willy Wonka's "Pure Imagination"*

What, only up to 250 pounds? There's the makings of a real-life Simpsons lawsuit over seafood here.