Clowns, done it again, keep up with the news like that.

I'm betting Dale-Earnhardt Jr.

No thanks, the A.V. Club boards are all the news I need.

Man, the French election was weirder than I thought.

Women actors distract from his hats.

Jim Jarmusch's Night on Earth was just rereleased on Blu-Ray. People should see Benigni's true cinematic highlight there, where he talks about fucking pumpkins.

I'm just waiting until this traverse through the wastelands of the A.V. Club turns me into a Real Boy.

Wile E. Coyote talked? Actually, he might have in late-period cartoons, if my own faulty memory is to be trusted.

Why do this when there's surely boatloads of great scripts written for black women actors?

It's necessary to complete the decline of the American empire.

Yay, another cinematic "artist" stumbling over themselves to revere Van Gogh.

Comey was conducting too many "nut jobs," hence the firing.

People IRL smell and are ugly.

Hey, it's not just a racial thing. The GOP hates assertive women as well.

But that's why people love him. He's both "wealthy" and a "man of the people". The kind of asshole that the nose-pickers would be if they were rich.

Reagan called Nancy "Mommy". After Trump is kicked to the curb it'll be a return to the good old days for the Grand Old Party.

I don't need this. I'm off to my yoga and kelp cleanse.

What? How dare people enjoying a TV show inquire about the common convention of a follow-up season?

Us cuneates gotta stick together.

Oh, the Twitter account called "Titanic Lives On" called the Celine Dion performance "absolutely stunning"? That's the incisive reporting I come to this site for.