Jon Stewart was even trying to apologize for people he knew who voted for Trump. I may know people, I think they know better than to tell me if they did, but I will never make excuses for them voting for him. “oh he’s a good person, he just wanted a change”. Really, then move. By a new car. That’s change. This is…

As someone who tweets everyday, Twitter is terrible.

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

It’s okay everyone! We totally love twitter...

But how do you maintain your lovely personality?

I read somewhere the other day that she dropped out of high school to pursue acting. She’s super lucky that worked out okay for her.

“You are happiness,” Seacrest tells Ripa before kissing her on the head.

I think it’s even worse than that. I remember seeing someone write (can’t remember whether it was this site or not) that the reason it was easy to root against the original Heathers was because they embodied the people at the top of society (excluding cis-het white men). By having a plus sized girl, a black girl and a…

I think there is something to say about performative social justice and progressiveness but this show isn’t saying it.

Cloth napkins? Why? Don’t you wear a shirt to dinner?

Exactly. I was too broke to buy paper towels, a few months ago, and was honestly stunned at how much better rags are at cleaning countertops, stoves, surfaces. I grew up in a typical American family and had only ever used paper towels for these particular tasks. I can afford them, now, but only use them very…

Wait til you hear about our skincare routines

You stick to your principles and I respect it.

Caramelized onions make great hot dog toppings.

This does explain why you Americans consume a frightening amount of resources...

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

My mom is European, so I always used OBs until I switched to a diva cup. When I got my first period, I read the directions (as a lapsed Catholic, my mother obviously didn’t teach me anything about all that) and just went for it. I never got applicators. They made everything very unwieldy any time I had to get one from…

I once met Heather Locklear at a grocery store in Pasadena in the late 80s, when she was still married to Tommy Lee (who was also there). I helped her find a particular brand of tomatoes on the shelf.

Clearly she was given the Nick Nolte treatment and not the Mel Gibson treatment for the mugshot

I once met Heather Locklear at a grocery store in Pasadena in the late 80s, when she was still married to Tommy Lee (who was also there). I helped her find a particular brand of tomatoes on the shelf.