None of these damned characters developed a bit in all the missing years?

#TeamGilmorebortion

For someone who has seen a million movies, Rory seems blithely ignorant about a little lesson I learned via When Harry Met Sally: “I don’t think he’s ever gonna leave her.”

I’m still Team Logan. I mean for all we know he and fiancee have an open relationship. Probably not, but I’m still Team Logan. But also, I have horrible taste in men.

Now now. Let’s be fair. She can’t act either.

yes the letter! this is the biggest unsolved mystery to me!

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

I cannot stand Rory and Lorelai. I wish they’d made them side characters in the reboot. I want the show to be all about Emily.

Hot take: Rory is a host, Logan is a guest, and Star’s Hollow is Delos’ much much darker theme park geared towards the sickest of customers.

Here is a counterpoint: Jess’s arms.

I so badly want it to be the Wookie’s but the timeline doesn’t add up. It’s been two days since I finished it and I am still fuming about that ending.

He’ll always be Cary Agos to me. I’m still heartbroken Cary never got his own spin-off from The Good Wife.

Police have us on a shelter in place. Campus is on lockdown.

When is Obama coming for the guns, again?

The rich are not like you and I.

Between this and that needlessly nasty write-up on Kristen Davis yesterday, it’s starting to feel like Television Without Pity around here.

Ugh, the snark really isn’t necessary. Famous people are still people.

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

I guess I’m just old. I find the uterus detail amusing, but I think sheer dresses and distracting underwear cancel out the workmanship. In this instance, and many others. Nudity, or an uncompetitive plain lining, would be so much more aesthetically pleasing.

Yes.