I think the real question is-where can I buy a camo “action” pantsuit?

It makes me laugh that everyone thought Jersey Shore was the downfall of society when it came out...looking back, it was positively quaint and charming!

reality show vet Tiffany Pollard

Emma: What’s the plot of this again. She fucks a dog and a candle and a clock sing at her?

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

This is far more superb than you’ll get praise for.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

I need you to grab a glass of water before reading this. Either for spittakes or to help you stop choking.

I would LOVE it if Bravo did not bring back Vicki for at least one season. She needs to be humbled and called out for her behavior.

I agree with literally everything you said, save one thing. Ramona edges Vicki out juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust slightly because she has the rise of the UES Satan, Bethenny Frankel, all over her hands.

God I hope she gets fired. Supposedly you’re dead on the show if no one will fill with you. I hope that happens. She’s one of the worst people I’ve ever had the misfortune to know or witness.

My condolences to your respective livers.

My wife and I have to finish our wine anytime Shannon declares “How DARE you”.

I remember being taught in kindergarten to do it like this. I also remember though that you were supposed to wash your hands almost as frequently as you might cough. Which, actually might be fair enough since sick ass people should be stay and not be in public anyway. And while for some people it isn’t their fault…

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

Yes. She did this deliberately and knew what the outcomes was going to be.

He’s definitely not a robot. Robo-Bieber might have many malfunctions and flaws, but I’m pretty sure he’d finish his sets on stage regularly.

He comes off as such an entitled brat, even after everything and these years. Always sulky and whiny and petulant. If the biz annoys him, he’s good to never work again in his life, but I can’t deal with his weekly tantrums.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!