We studied parts of it for some class I can’t remember (English major) I think for a narrative writing class and it was just....ughhh. I well up with tears just thinking about how fraught with emotion his writing is.

I’ll take a look!

The book Spillover dedicates a large section to the spread of HIV and talks this, plus the myth of Patient 0. I’m glad they’re finally officially debunking it. It gives a good background of the possible route of the early infections (plural) with bushmeat hunters, and how it got going, facilitated by a plasma trade…

Can you stop writing about this family? The best thing the matriarch /momager/pimp could have done for society would have been to take a few more money shots to her face and spared us of her spawn.

UR NOT MY MOM

I don’t go to chipotle for “authentic mexican food” (and that just doesn’t exist in NW Ohio). I go there for chipotle burritos.

i like it and you can pry my burrito bowl from my cold dead hands!

She’s got so much bass to give!

My employer has stiffed me on some additional pay recently, and I’ve found it overwhelmingly difficult to do any more than the quality of work for which I’ve been paid (which is about 75% the quality of work which I would otherwise do).

I guess Trump should hope his guards have stronger work ethics than I do.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

One of his former campaign staffers said Newt made him watch his pre-teen daughters while Newt was out in the parking lot getting a blowjob from another man’s wife.

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

That Ariana Grande song is great if you like music that doesn’t have any kind of melody.

miele is just on par. Shark is right behind them.

Especially one that cost a million dollars. I mean waterslide or GTFO.

I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived; I don’t think he ever had to grope a single woman ever. I think they threw themselves at him, so it’s all a lie.

Is there something inherently nauseating about describing one’s own love? Is it the navel-gazey hyperboolic rapture of it? The sameness of it? I’m honestly asking. I mean, I read a lot, so descriptions of two characters’ love for each other is something I come across frequently, but I never find it irritating in that…

Marty deserved WAY better than Rory. Poor Marty.

okcupid < plenty of fish < tinder < bumble < getting punched in the tit