If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

Now if only Taylor Swift would admit “I’m still learning how to sing”.

Because Melania is dumber than a box of rocks and/or honestly doesn’t remember remeeting Natasha Stoynoff.

If Kim Kardashian comes out with a really thoughful op-ed on this election I may have to shoot myself.

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

If you are looking for clothes that can take you from your workout into the rest of your day, you are either doing your workout or the rest of your day wrong.

“If Trump had said, “Billy Boy, I fucked that woman the other night and her pussy was so wet and she was so into it and it was great, and we were both loving it, and she was super into my hard, throbbing dick,” THAT would be crude locker room talk, and it honestly wouldn’t bother me at all.”

Is it me, or is it awfully rich of her to gripe about women passing their phone numbers to her husband when she was fucking him during his marriage to Marla Maples? Sorry, honey, but if you are the side-piece-turned-wife, you don’t get to complain that your husband is doing to you what he did to someone else.

WHY ARE RICH PEOPLE SO TACKY. CAN SOMEONE TEACH THEM SOMETHING ABOUT STYLE?!

Bazinga!

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She may be Slovenian, but apparently she lives in Stockholm.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

Right? Like, the number of details in here were quite enough. :(

Thanks- I didn’t see that in the article.

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

C students (and you know damned well Dubya had to cheat to get those Cs) who are accepted at Yale.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.