Every time Biz shows up on Yo Gabba Gabba I stop what I’m doing and watch. He’s a gift.

If I were the judge hearing this case my response to this defense would be to declare him guilty immediately and also guilty of the murder and probably every other unsolved crime in a hundred mile radius.

My immediate response was “oh hell no guilty AF.” Only a sleazy, raping bag of dicks would try that defense.

You don’t need a dick to be a dick to commit an assault and rape.

Minkey?

Once again, once I discover a way I can help, be it monetary, or physically or whatever, if I am able I am happy to do so. I didn’t realize I was not allowed to have any sympathy or empathy for her condition.

You know this isn’t wholly relevant to this particular story, right? Your meme about politicians refusing to acknowledge the pervasiveness of gun violence loses its meaning here.

You’re why people hate atheists.

I deeply respect her decision to not get any more dogs that will outlive her. My heart breaks every time I see my local humane society post a new dog with the description “this dog was surrendered to us after his/her owner died and no one stepped up to take him/her.” While that obviously probably isn’t the case for…

Thank you. Also “ston len” - sigh.

Oh, no, when Paul Ryan implied that he would make it as hard as possible for Clinton to govern, I knew that once again, he made it clear he would put party over country, just as Republicans have been doing since November 4, 2008.

“Allusive”? “ston len?” Jesus Christ Aimée, have a cup of coffee and put your pants on before you start typing.

The last eight years of obstructionist jackassery should be enough to loosen at least some of these garbage barnacles, but only if their opponents really shoulder through on their campaigns. Don’t let anybody forget all the bullshit the Tea Party put us through, opposition!

She can hire the Obamas to devise her strategy for dealing with that nonsense. Lord knows they are qualified for the job

A cross worth $33K? What would Jesus think?

Written at far too high a grade level to be the real thing

You have no idea...

They can do exactly what the Republicans are doing. Saturate the airwaves - especially radio — with content aimed directly at the deplorables. All day, every day, for years on end. Get serious about dealing with educating their children with critical thinking skills with school programs. Undo the gerrymandering…

It also means stop using the term “progressive”. Take liberal back. Don’t be ashamed of it because a bunch of talk radio jackoffs tried to make it toxic.

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.