Ding ding ding!!

I’m really happy for you! If you’re ever in Houston* and want a big ole hug and maybe a brunch/happy hour partner, I got you! :-)

That’s my main issue with it too. I want my coloured bubble chart, man.

I did see that I can hover over any name in the list and click the ellipses and choose to pin someone to the top or hide them altogether. I liked that.

OMG, I love you for this!

Yeah, they say that, and certain republicans will publicly voice concern. But once it’s time to vote, they all kneel before McConnell and kiss his shriveled micropenis as they vote whatever way he wants them to.

With five hooks up the back and an additional “mash ‘em down” bib over the front, there is no way in hell I’m sleeping in that thing.

I see you are familiar with the rules and regulations.

I’m not a morning person by any means, but there’s a gym at my office that’s free (and has great showers!) so I’ve started getting my groggy ass up at 4:15 to work out. I have to tell myself every morning: “This is the hardest part. The hardest thing you’ll do all day is put your feet on the bedroom floor and get…

Next time you see them, please give them a high five from me!

You forgot one important piece of the republican bible:

That’s how I feel when people use shank and shiv interchangeably. You shank with a shiv. Shiv = noun. Shank = verb.

A very good friend of mine in New York (my “bestie” I suppose) has always wanted kids. Until now. She’s white, her boyfriend is black. She’s afraid for him every single day and they agree that bringing an interracial child into today’s world would not be a good idea. They’ve decided not to have children.

#creampie

I’m Team Cake (though not really cupcakes), but I respect your Team Pie loyalty because pie crust is amazing. So, if you please, I’ll eat all your cake, you can have all my pie. Cool?

Co-fucking-sign.

Agree. At one point, I thought I saw him thumbing the spoon into a deeper bend.

I was saying something to this effect just the other day! I find all this promposal shit asinine.

You’ll find a unicorn one day; I have to believe there’s one out there for everyone. It took me almost 20 years to find this one. I am in Oil & Gas so there are downsides (like being surrounded by republicans) but my department and boss are more than worth those minor things. Keep looking! Yours is out there!

I’m in the energy industry. Next year, I’ll get 5 weeks of vacation; it’s based on cumulative years of work history overall. (Not just in the energy industry or at the company—mine went back to college graduation.) I’m also eligible for bonuses, which is a first for me, as I’m an admin. I love what I do and my…