A friend of mine makes rhubarb-strawberry jam from her garden every year. I swear, I want to smear it on my nipples, but since they don’t have taste buds, I stick to edible sundries.

This is a man who says he’s worth billions and doesn’t pay a goddamn cent in taxes. He doesn’t know from fuckballs about taxes.

I used Never Trump and youare@notmypresident.com and it went through.

Agree. This is more than red flag territory. This is the foreshadowing of the US burning as Trump fiddles (on a tiny fiddle)

I’ve thought the same since way back when George Bush didn’t care about black people. I think his mother’s death was a true break for him and he’s had a tentative grasp since. I do think he’s a megalomaniac, but that’s also part of the Hollywood machine. I hope he’s able to get the help he needs. It would be ideal…

First term? No way is he getting a second.

Related: I’m looking for citizenship-by-marriage to ...well, just about anywhere else. Low maintenance, formally trained massage therapist, relaxed gag reflex.

It would be great to impeach him, but he’d use it as an excuse to bitch and whine even more. And if they removed him afterward, we’d be stuck with Pence, who is far more evil.

He does sound like the kind of guy no one would want to fuck, let alone procreate with.

Perhaps the whole reason behind wanting to be president is so that he may lawfully upgrade and make Ivanka his next wife.

I .... my jaw is on my desk right now.....

HR. Please proceed directly to HR.

That’s the reason I had to give up the ghost. What people wasn’t wasn’t what I really wanted to do. What I wanted to do wasn’t what people were clamoring for. And I’m not very good at the business side of it at all.

Don’t worry. The camps are being set up.

Exactly what I say. Unless God plunks down next to me and starts chatting my face off (somehow managing to prove said status as God in the process), then anyone’s interpretations of the desires/intentions of God holds as much water as fishnet stockings.

Exactly.

smushing

The truth of that is very, very sobering.

Just so long as her nuclear-butthole-toxic mother doesn’t get any screen time.

Seriously though, this quote made my whole day.