Right before it blew up, did that guy yell alla snackbar?

Noooooo

I doubt most of these would last a Canadian winter.

I imagine it was similar to this

"and jammed the egg back up into the chicken."

I personally accepted the counter offer after I gave my resignation, and only later realized that my employer was just buying himself time to find a replacement for me that he could pay less to. Three weeks later, I was without a job, and the other opportunity which would have been better was gone. I advise against…

Never accept a counter offer. I assume you've given much thought into the decision to leave your current employer, so don't ignore all of that in favor of a transient benefit.

Yes!!! I spent 11 years as an avionics technician in the Air Force. Asshole.

Originally designed to inflate pool toys, another good, lightweight option is the Instaflator.

I learned to type on a computer and always double space after a period, except when my tablet or phone autocorrects the double space to a period plus space.

Because sometimes one worries for a good reason, it's important to be able to take honest stock of your performance. For instance, how was your last performance review? Were there things you needed to work on? If so, how is that coming along? If you are going to query your direct report on how you are doing, stick…

Lithium batteries will do a good job of holding their charge for a year if left in a drawer with 80% of a charge. It's leaving them discharged that causes the problem by letting them drop below the 3.0 or 2.5 volt per cell cutoff threshold, after which they will show zero volts and not charge due to the protection…

That looks and sounds pretty disgusting. Now if only they added some kimchi it'd be a different story. It'd have vegetables then!

I've seen that American "stereotype" at the local Wal-Mart.

This is all well and good Ford, but uh..... How about bringing us at least a half ton Ranger? You know, for those who don't want to spend $40k on a truck who's capabilities they won't come near to ever using?