I ordered a gazpacho soup in a restaurant and the twits had the nerve to serve it too me cold! I yelled at the waitress to send it back to get heated first then return when its the proper temperature but they fought me the entire time.... wait what? An episode of Red Dwarf? Never mind.

I want one! What! No kits for my KLR650?!? Honey! I have to buy another new bike! Sorry, half a snowmobile. Here, take my money!

Once, I was blindsided by a major change in the company I toil for and I was told “Oh, it was based on assumed knowledge...” that I would know this change was coming? WTF is assumed knowledge? You had hoped I knew?

I put on my $800 full coverage helmet, my $600 leather jacket, my $150 gloves, my $500 boots, my $400 leather chaps and oh crap... I can’t afford gas... never mind.....

what?

Sorry guys, you’ve got it all wrong. These are normal sized engines going together. It’s all the people who are incredibly small so as to get into the engines better. Way better quality control that way! Seriously though, very impressive and incredibly clean work areas! Amazing!

There is no other feeling worse than coming home after a long road trip - we left bright and early one Saturday morning all jazzed about where we were going - and driving down the road and seeing your garage door wide open as you return home 12 hours later. I felt sick to my stomach and my wife and I both just turned…

I always leave a basement window open to draw fresh air in offsetting what the exhaust vent hoods remove and the two CO detectors I already have should be adequate. I actually had a problem with the furnace February of last year when the heat exchanger cracked and was not burning efficiently so it would shut down the…

Am I missing something obvious or how could you NOT have a system, process, procedure - whatever you want to call it, to achieve a goal? The goal defines the system as could the system define the goal.

I have a workshop and small machine shop in my basement, along with laundry, heating etc. and sealed the holes where the heating ducts go from the basement up to the various rooms with spray foam. I've also insulated most of the ducts and enclosed some where I couldn't easily get access to the actual duct.

The dictionary for me. I mean, you can't spell? Read the dictionary. Bored and can't sleep? Read the dictionary.

LOL at the white Bronco and somewhere, Steve McQueen is grinnin' ear to ear. Loved this!

1994 Ranger black stretch cab, manual transmission, manual transfer case, manual hubs, beat on that truck 10 years, bought brand new for $22, 222.

After the ice storm knocked out power to our neighbourhood in Southern Ontario and then later our furnace let us down in early February, I'm very happy to have installed a NG fireplace. It kept us surprisingly warm in very cold temperatures.

Just be careful how you react at work. Whether you do a exemplary job or not or even whether you are right or not, you overreact or react in a negative way at work, you're fired/laid off. Otherwise, relax and enjoy the ride, people are going to do what they are going to do regardless of what you do.

Oh, and I checked because I did double space after the period of my first sentence and posting it removed the extra space.

Also learned to type on a type writer (typewriter?) and learned to double space after a period but never gave it a second thought as a way of discriminating against my age. I'll have to cite that in my next age discrimination lawsuit.

Hey! I think i saw this in Red Green's build it yourself guide book "Crap You Don't Need in Your House and How To Build It"!

Terrific habit to get into anywhere as this is also known as "situational awareness" and can save your life in certain circumstances. With practice, your 'gut feeling' that something isn't quite right in an environment is usually correct and might just help you avoid a nasty situation. Sadly, looking around in the…

This advice only applies to people who have no intention of helping the complainer resolve their complaint. How to deflect a complaint so you don't have to deal with it? Well how would YOU fix it?