If I want to listen to smug meatheads spouting their uninformed opinions I just go to work.

Don’t forget helping other people not die, too!

How selfish of you. /s

It’ll all be worth it if this turns into Q Fyre Fest and you have a bunch of sad right-wingers standing around tiny tents eating cheese sandwiches.

One company a buddy of mine one worked for, did the Team Building stuff at ‘Drive a Tank’ where they got to crush a car.

I feel like Halford doesn’t get enough credit for being a trailblazer for gay rights and changing hearts & minds when it comes to homosexuality. There is NO more of a conservative, bigoted group of music fans than metalheads. Him coming out as a proudly gay man was a big goddamn deal.

Anyone who’s into the rock/metal scene has known for decades that Sharon Osbourne sucks ass. She attempted to cut the original musicians out of royalties by having their parts re-recorded on reissues of Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman, she screwed over Lita Ford and Jake E. Lee financially, she’s a total…

I know a lot of people have nostalgia for Chuck-E-Cheese but I grew up with Showbiz Pizza and miss those guys

Not my favorite Ludlum novel

Cruz: Can we work together?

No one going to point out his coffee mug?

Brooker’s Screen Wipe was awesome. I look forward to this.

customers stuck in the store because they didn’t want to be seen leaving Fantasy Island,

Like Billy Bush, Helen Mirren will get fired for this. Sad!

***plays main riff of the Clapton song***

“Psychoanalysis was created by Sigmund Freud, a neurologist. It is rooted in science.”

...breathing your own carbon monoxide is not healthy.

I’m surprised that they didn’t do an animated adaptation of the graphic novel trilogy, “March”