Acknowledged.

Who could tell? It’s Trump policy to cook meat until all flavor has abandoned it, so it could be anything.

That is because yours is a love that will reverberate throughout the ages. Or at least until your next performance review.

It’s the only human-sounding word in the whole post.

You are a workmanlike husband who provides support calmly and efficiently. Your proactive approach to love is achieving a new paradigm. 4 out of 5 stars.

To be fair and thoroughly stupid, type 1 diabetes is caused by white blood cells invading the pancreas and killing the islet cells that produce insulin. So whiteness is to blame!

A long time ago I remember reading bits of the TV edited script for Blue Velvet. “Heineken! Freak that stuff! Pabst Blue Ribbon!” That would be a very weird thing to watch on network TV.

*As Sutter walks off the set, we begin a 25-minute-long montage*

It wasn’t even leaked. He handed out copies to the people in that meeting, and disclosed it to the public because he thought it would make him look tough, instead of like an idiot.

“So tell us what that new plan would look like?”
“Not until you elect us.”

Because all that anyone has to say in response to this claim is, “Remember that great health care plan that Trump was able to achieve the last time Trump had both the House and Senate?”

Impeachment is always political. It’s not a legal case, and the process is pretty open ended, for better or worse. There’s no specific order of operations re: how it is achieved, so Pelosi has lots of leeway in terms of how the inquiry goes, and McConnell has plenty of leeway in terms of how he does the actual…

I really like it mixed with soy sauce, a little rice vinegar, and sesame oil. Makes for a good dipping sauce for gyoza or shu mai. I think there is just Sambal that’s chili paste, and then some that has garlic as well. I prefer the latter.

What I think is telling about this is that these social decisions like posting about David Bowie are things that we often think about, but that really have limited moral value (people’s social media stuff can be obnoxious sometimes, but rarely consequential). So it’s not that people in the past had less moral stuff to…

It’s not that different than the statement that Marshall McLuhan made about a person who lived in that period being exposed to far fewer symbols and images from media in their lifetime as the average city dweller does standing on a street corner waiting for the light to change. We live in an information saturated…

The points system was ridiculous from the beginning, and I’m sure it will get upended in some way. But a lot of the reason it was so bad is because of that modernity and connection stuff superceding actual good acts. See: Began to compose social media post about David Bowie dying and then thought “The world doesn’t…

Boring comedy is also boring comedy.

I miss B-movies that never topped 89 minutes. It’s something that Hollywood has completely given up on.

I’m wearing grey pants.

No argument that administrative and bureaucratic jobs are less debilitating than manufacturing jobs. But many of these roles provide little tangible value, and that can become emotionally draining. I also should have added customer service to that list. But seriously, read the book. You can start with the essay he…